or the secret knowledge about the way to become a relentless master of Instagib
Yesterday I found an old mysterious book in the far away underground cellar of the internet,
far away from the usual pathes of the web. The author seems to be a strange old man, lying
in his die, the grandmaster Fu Chi Tsingtao Woo Quincho. This holy book is his legacy to
his followers. He wanted to keep his magical knowledge for the future generations.
I can only give the basics to you. It's up to you, to work hard and excercise enough to
become also a master and to follow the path of the dauntless crosshair. If you work hard
enough and no one can stop you to follow this path, you will be able to fragg everything
with highest precision in absolute perfection and by closed eyes.
The ten holy rules of Grandmaster Fu Chi Tsingtao Woo Quincho to become a real master
I. Anytime, each opponent will run through your crosschair by himself.
II. Find the correct moment.
III. The only thing you have to do, is to push the trigger.
IV. If the opponent doesn't want to run through your crosshair, and usually none opponent does
it, just assist a bit.
V. Use your legs.
VI. Let the Qui flow.
VII. Feel the Qui, use the Qui, control it.
IIX. Learn these Rules.So that you can speak them out while you are sleeping. Test it, but:
IX. Don't sleep while aiming.
X. Excercise each of the rules as often as you can.
After mastering this, you'll need no screen anymore. You'll become a raging berserk,
unstoppable and able to shoot an enemy directly in his left eye from a distance, more far
than 1000 miles. "Headshot", "Multikill", "Carnage", Bloodbath" or "massacre" will be your
secoundly business. The only opposing technique which could be dangerous for you, is the
blessed blast of the holy handgrenade. A meeting of two masters of these different
techniques has to end up in a maybe short, but very epic battle.
Only the chosen one becomes a real Grandmaster
After you have mastered the high school of the dauntless crosschair and if you are blessed with
enough talent, there is a very little chance, to become a real grandmaster. You will follow
the advanced pathes of the holy Instagib KungFu. You have to decide, which is your style of
fighting: there is the monkey-style, there is the style of the snake, the praying mantis,
the black jaguar, the scorpion, the tiger, the drunken man, the laughing child, the furious
wife, the one eyed laser, the little mecha godzilla, the raging braindead, ... and last but
not least the mighty dragon-style.
A real grandmaster fights with the magical technique of mindcontrol. He glides and teleports
over the battlefield in his energy shielded aura and beams mindcontrolled flashes of
lightning through his enemys. He doesn't needs any computers to fight in cyberspace.
In general it's not neccessary for him to fight.
Good luck
how helpful considering it's the most popular mutator in the game. I like the story too. The first rule is right, when strafing out an opponent, he'll probably hit your crosshairs maybe 5 to 10 times. I've always preferred position over timing. See, if you can get the enemy in an uncomfortable or vulnerable position, you'll have no problem taking him down easily. This is where the "dancing" part of RE comes into play. You can only strafe one spot for a while before the enemy "locks" on to you. So best thing to do is to move around a bit, change your position. You can move closer for a 'Qui' kill or further away to get a nice scope in shot on him.
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