My first night with the queen of 3D modelling

Hi all.
Despite to the title, this is a PG thread
All blender users (from ALL skill levels) are invited to write how their first experiences have been. The good and the bad sides, and especially what made you getting over the edge from dark to light (read as: from sucking and being frustrated to getting actually something done).
With a nice collection of beginner links, tips etc. the excuses "uhm the UI gives me headache..", "all these buttons..", "I always forget the keybard shortcut for XY..", "so much buttons and I still need to press keys!" shall be history!
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Excuse my english. Its not bad, just funny
Despite to the title, this is a PG thread

All blender users (from ALL skill levels) are invited to write how their first experiences have been. The good and the bad sides, and especially what made you getting over the edge from dark to light (read as: from sucking and being frustrated to getting actually something done).
With a nice collection of beginner links, tips etc. the excuses "uhm the UI gives me headache..", "all these buttons..", "I always forget the keybard shortcut for XY..", "so much buttons and I still need to press keys!" shall be history!
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Excuse my english. Its not bad, just funny